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Old 08-24-2010, 09:37 PM   #1
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Default Funny or not, we're giving out money!

Hey all! Its contest time - share with us your favorite pet joke, funny animal story, or admit that you're not a funny person (its OK! ) and just by positng in this thread, you'll be entered to win a cash prize!

We're giving out two $25 prizes and one $50 prize - but hurry and enter, because this contest is only open until midnight EST on Friday, August 27th!
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:05 PM   #2
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I'm not the best story tell in the world, but I will give it a shot.

I had the pleasure of knowing my sisters doberman Jazz, and spent many fun and silly moments with him. One of my favourite games he would play with me would always get me gutting myself laughing, and inturn, Jazz somehow knew how to make his muzzle smile, and make the cutest little noises that resembled a laugh.

Anyway, heres the game... I would be just sitting on the couch, or chair and Jazz would come around the corner, look at me with this smile, then literally back up, while looking at me with the smile. He would back up until his butt was RIGHT in my face.... I would say to Jazz while laughing, "excuse me, but get that butt out of my face", he would turn and look at me again with that smile and give me that laugh of his. He would do this over and over, when he was finally done he would simply place that butt that was in my face in my lap and just hang with me..

I will forever miss that dog, but he has left me with some wonderful, laughing memories.

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Old 08-25-2010, 12:05 AM   #3
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Well, this is a visual gag, but it works! When I first was lucky enough to get Parker a lot of my friends had no idea what a Rough Collie was. So I said, "you've seen Lassie, right? Like that, only black with tan and white markings." Soon, due to his Tri-coloring Parker was dubbed Anti-Lassie... and then the shirt design came about! (Yes, Parker's breeder/Co-owner bought one!)

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lol - WINNER!!!!

and one vote for Chipps muffin joke , cracks me up everytime
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I'm not going to say this is funny but a cute story none the less.
When I was a little girl my sister and I adopted a Chihuahua/Terrier mix. We named him Paws but he adopted the nickname Prairie Dog because that's what he looked like when we got him at 3 weeks (his mom had a medical issue and had died not long before that). We soon realized after weening Prairie Dog off of his bottle that he wasn't exactly the most "normal" dog. Everytime he ate his back feet would slowly lift off of the ground almost as if the food in his mouth threw off his balance as he got older he started moving to a full handstand everytime he ate. I never will know where he got it from but it never failed. Boy I miss that dog.
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Well there was the time that I was home for lunch walking Cassidy and Dusty on the main road. I had a skirt on and was bent over picking up some poop when I felt a breeze and realized Cassidy had her nose up my skirt and had lifted it up for all of Park Avenue to see! Ten years ago I probably would have gotten some horns honking, but I'm sure everyone said "oh my eyes!".
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Dogs for dinner.
Over charcoal for extra smokiness. Enjoy!

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Okie dokie

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THe first joke I ever learned:
Two tomatoes was gonna cross the road, one got hit by a car, the other one says: come on ketchup lets go!
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